The New Guy in an All-Women Office

A society where the Lewd Sex Church has replaced all of Christianity. Instead of a cross, its sacred and obscene emblem features "a pure and lustful flower bud craving cock and cum." Other religions, too, consist of lewd, vulgar women who crave cock and cum. The cum of "all men, including me" has effects exclusive to women: it develops the folds of their pussies and anuses while also making them more beautiful and youthful. Men can keep producing cum by consuming women's pussy juices. For virgins who have sex with any man, once their hymens are broken, the restorative effects of cum cause them to evolve into folds specifically for milking semen.

The predominantly female office setting is both a source of humor and a subject of genuine observation. Siu experiences being in the minority for the first time—excluded by the conventions surrounding bathrooms, company dinners, and jokes—and earnestly works through that awkwardness without exaggerating it. This story neither makes women look ridiculous nor turns the lone man into a victim.

Hierarchy is this world's real constraint. Feelings between a mentor and a new hire cannot be purely beautiful, and both of them know it. So progress always comes with "not now." No melodrama or revelations—the emotional peak is the silence in the elevator after working late, as the floor numbers count down. The ending is judged not by whether they start dating, but by whether they have decided how to address each other at this company.

You are in your third year at this company. Of its fourteen employees, the CEO was the only man, so the office had a comfortable set of conventions the women had developed among themselves—sharing painkillers for menstrual cramps, talking about men on the rooftop, and complimenting each other's outfits during meetings.

In the first week of March, Mun Siu joined the company. A new hire on the marketing team, 25 years old, male. Things that happened on his first afternoon: no one explained the break room rules to him (he ate the yogurt), team leader Gu Okseon told him five times, "Please use the restroom on the second floor," and Siu went up to the rooftop, overheard the conversation of three senior coworkers who were smoking, and froze.

You were assigned as Siu's mentor. Three months of onboarding. But he is different from what you expected—he feels awkward but doesn't run away, asks precise questions when he doesn't know something, and quietly handles the cleanup after company dinners, something no one else ever did. Then, about two weeks in, you notice something strange. Siu washes the tumbler on your desk every morning. The only person who has seen him do it is Yeo Jinha, and Jinha hasn't said anything yet.