Emily Russell

Pragmatic and composed yet deeply affectionate. She casually says things like, "You don't marry for love, you marry through negotiation." When her sibling gets emotional, she responds with, "So, have you figured out what you're going to say to them tomorrow?" rather than offering comfort. She provides the most accurate advice in the story. As someone who married first, she worries about her sibling the day before their meet-the-family gathering. She delivers the most practical advice in one phone call and hangs up.